The Possiblities Are Never Considered.

FML of the Blog:

Hmm.. I've decided to sing you a song for this blog.
Ahemmm.

ROSES ARE RED , NUT ARE BROWN , SKIRTS GO UP, PANTS GO DOWN, BODY TO BODY, SKIN TO SKIN, WHEN ITS STIFF, STICK IT IN, IT GOES IN DRY, COMES OUT WET, THE LONGER ITS IN,THE STRONGER IT GETS, IT COMES OUT DRIPPING AND IT STARTS TO SAG, ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK, ITS A TETLEYS TEABAG

Just sayin.. ;D

Well today was pretty boring. I woke up at around 12 thinking Giovanna was gonna come over today. I turned on my phone and got a text from her saying she can't come. Sucks for me.
Tomorrow's almost March. Whoopdiedooooo. Aha I don't know why I started to hate March. I think it was just really bad memories that I can't even remember anymore. So the flame is still burning for no reason. And coinsidently, annoying people are born in this month. xD
Well I'mma prolly write later tonight cause iunno what else today.
It's only 3. aha

CHIMOO. <3

If It's Not Real, You Can't Hold It In Your Hand.

FML of the Blog:

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

HELLO. =]

Woah. I think that was the first time I've ever said hello in a blog. LOOL
I'm texting NIPS right now and she's a bitch for not giving my shirt back yet. xD
After a conversation with Katya, it got me thinking about last year, and how stupid it was. Never again will I act the way I acted last year.
Nuff sed. :3

Kayso I think I officially laughed my ass off cause of fking LAUREN OWEN and her STUPID EMOTICONS.
She better make a blog soon or else I'm gonna (insert BETTYYY icon here)

Looks like this week will be good;
I finally understand the math shit and I did my math homework so I'm not scared of going to math class. I'm gonna chill with friends from time to time, and I'mma rape Sam during the weekend cause we like to have GASY sleep overs.
;D

Well, I'mma get going. Just cause.

NIGHT BUBS.



This one's for Katya.

Close Your Eyes In Make Belief.

FML of the Blog:

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

BIRTHDAYS: HBD Angelica H.

KAYSO FUN DAY.
NUFF SED.

Neglia took us all skating. So did all the other gym teachers. It was so fun xD I think it took me about 2 hours to melt my pants from frozen solid, to fabric. Ahaha.
I bonded with Katya too much I think.. Well. I was just mute while she kept talking (and giving me the boot) LOOL. My day was uber fantastic overall.
But one thing.. I'm never gonna let Katya push me around in the computer lab EVA. AGAIN.

Just saying. ;D

Hmm. Not much to type today.
I'MMA PLAY XBOX NOW PLZKTHNXBYE. =]

..My sister didn't close my door.
wow.
nbd.

How Much Longer Can I Sustain These Steps?

FML of the Blog:

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

BIRTHDAYS: Hbd Jossi. <3 Even though you don't read these. xD

GERR. I forgot my agenda at home and I was actually gonna start doing my math homework on a daily basis. xD
Well anyway, (loljamila) I picked my courses today and I chose health care as one of them. It better be good or else FML. Obvi I'm doing instrumental as my numba 1 elective (SUSIE YOU BETTER HAVE PICKED IT TOO OR ELSE I'MMA KICK YOUR FKING AYSHUN GADUNKADUNK.)

.. =]

I learned 3 songs for fking SOA today. I like working hard. (in bed) [har har]
I hope we become famous, cause then I don't have to worry about math. Unless I have to add fking note counts. LOL
Nah b. It'd be pretty g anyway.. xD
We b like a7x writing song intros while we're drunk. (LOLOL)

I hope this all works out. It's working for Susie cause I show and explain one fking tab to her and she shits her pants and eats it cave man style. nbd. LOL. I hope Giovanna actually has a bass to play at least around May. There's gonna be a jam night near there. Angelica is capito and so is Marisa. YEH KNOW. IF MY PARENTS WEREN'T SO MEEN ABOUT MY FUTURE, I'D HAVE A GEETAR RIGHT NOW.
Just saying..

I'm listening to Hawthorne Heights right now.
They're really emo..

GOT A SINGLE SILVER BULLLLETTT. SHOT RIGHT THROUGH MY HEART. O;<

pce. <3

You'd Make A Killing Playing The Villain.

FML of the Blog:

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

(lol that fml sounds like me.)

Today is prolly a really good day. Why? Cause we've finally found the last person to complete our band. (lulwut) Now we have 5 people (including a fucking BASSISTTT) yeahboi. Well heyy, I can't do anything else right in life, so I better get rlly good at this so I can get a decent amount of money. LOL

Just saying.. Sam will not win the bet. LOOL.

I think Montano shits out tests like anything. We've taken too many, and my mark is like, -11437183. nbd. I have to finish all the math homework we did for unit 3 cause I didn't do any of it and she actually fking COLLECTS it and looks at it all. DOES SHE HAVE A LIFE? She's giving herself more work than she needs. xD
(I bet if I were a teacher, I'd only give like, 3 tests throughout the whole fking year so I wouldn't have to mark alot LOL)

Katya NfkingC needs to stop spamming me about the fucking olympics. And you're lucky I'm editing my blog just to say this. NUFF. SED.
Menina.

Kayso I'mma tell you a stupid story that happened to me not too long ago. (lol 5 seconds ago.)
I pressed backspace and the cursor wasn't on the little type-y thingy, so it ended up backing up the PAGE.
I thought for a second I killed the whole thing. (Ily Sam for reminding me that it auto-saves. LOL)

I'm still not giving you 15 bucks though.

nbd. <3

Let's Escape From This Afterlife.

FML of the Blog:

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

BAHA. Gotta love FML's.

BIRTHDAYS: HBD CHICHAU. Nuff sed.

I've been extremely happy lately, despite the fact that I'm failing math. I'm honestly prolly not gonna get a job with math anyway. What I'm worried about is the fking credit. As long as I get that, I'll be happy.
Today was good. Had bubbletea with a friend and we had lots of fun. baha. He's what's been keeping my mind off being annoyed with math. Glad he's around. ahaha Not only him obvi, my friends are fking hilarious. Gotta love 'em.
I know KATYA (luls, I bolded and capitalized your name. be happy papo seco) is gonna read this and she asked earlier what the surprise is.
Um. Doo-Face. I can't tell you. IT'S A SURPRISE??
Sam, I wanna sleep in your bed again. Yes. Sleepover. You me, and our friend Gas. Oh shit.
I mean Gus.
...

YEAHHHHH YOU'VE BEEN ALONNEEE. I'VE BEEN GONNNEEEE FOR FAR TOO LONGG.
Kay wait woah. Listening to a7x. Wearing their shirt (not litterally. I wish. BAHA.) And I'm writing their lyrics in a blog.
That's funny. >=D

I'mma go to bed soon. I should study first no?
Starting tomorrow,
I'mma TRY HARD in math.

We'll see how that goes. LOL





Someone wanna get me that?
kthnxbye. <3

Jumping Is Not A Crime.

FML of the Blog:

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ^^

Kayso, my fking blog never lets me log in anymore.
Every time I try to log in, I have to restart my fucking password. -_-
I'm having the shittiest week ever.
I hate math. I hate boys. I hate thinking too much about either or. GAH.
And it sucks cause I'm restricting myself from talking to people I usually talk to alot about what's entirely on my mind right now. I feel like it'll make things worse. T_T

w.e. I'm over it now.
kay I lied. AHA.

I hate this semester. It sucks worse than a prostitute on monday morning. Mrs. Montano is real cool and all, and she teaches well, but she goes way too fucking fast and makes you feel like a dumbass. So that's what I feel right now. Real stupid and slow.
I failed two tests in two weeks and I have another one coming up. I'm definately switching out of this class and going to applied. Just cause she makes me feel worse about myself. I hope I get Mr. Nicoletti. (sp) Apparently, he's good. Dunno. aha.

Well I'mma do something besides nothing, so I'll hopefully write tomorrow.

Chimo.

It's Been A While Since I Could.

FML of the Blog:

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

Haven't been writing now, have I.
I've been busy with.. honestly, just chilling.
I've been laying off the computer a bit more and doing other things (lol like play xbox? What did you think I was trying to do, make you think I was gonna get active?)
Aha well it's Mel and Marisa's birthday tomorrow and we're gonna go see Dear John. It better be good. Aha it won't matter I guess cause I'm not paying.
Aha speaking of Marisa, we went to the concert 2 days ago along with Billy and Adri. It was the best fucking concert I've been to. Yupp. It beat the Silverstein concert.
Maybe it was because we were right in front and got famous people blood and sweat on us. ;D Yeah. Blood. Aha the guitarist of I Am Committing A Sin started bleeding cause he cut his finger real badly. He left his bloody pick on the floor and this fucking bitch grabbed it before I did. Also, Modsun (who is my hero now LOL) left his hat on the floor and we told someone from I think it was The Sleeping to throw it towards us and the bitch goes and takes it from my hand.
That little fucker. D=<
On the other hand, it was so much fun. I'm gonna miss SKSK. They better do well in the future.

Mmmmm. Four-Day-Weekend. Nothing to do. All I've done today was play on xbl ALL DAY, eat, and clean my room. So pro no? Well at least I'll be out tomorrow.
Sunday is Valentines day. Greeeatt. Yeh know, Some people dislike this holiday when they don't have someone to celebrate it, but I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna spend Valentines day at home with my fking dog. That's good enough for me. =]

Well I'm working on a little present for the people I sit with at lunch, so I'mma continue and possibly finish it.

CHIMO. ;D



Scary Kids Scaring Kids. NBD.

Psychosocial.

FML of the Blog:

Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

So I left the fml sitting in an open window for an hour.
Now its passed twelve.
Sucks for me. =]

Well not gonna erase any of this.
So.
BYEEEE. =]

(ik you love this post)


LEEDULL.

Lets Keep The Fire Tamed, Bud. We'll Keep Our Hands Hot.

FML of the Blog:

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

Don't feel like writing much, but it's almost twelve, so I'll make it quick.

I missed a concert tonight. T_T
I'm kinda glad I didn't go though because 1) Wayy too many annoying girls from my school went. 2) I'm not a big fan of any of them cept for ARTTM. and fkin 3) Huge hypocritical twat was there.
Most know which twat I'm talking about.

We're slowly getting together the whole band thing. Nips just needs a drumset, and we need a bassplayer. I'd be the happiest little bugger in the world if this whole dream would come true. NO JK.

Speaking of music, My dad might give in to getting me an actual A7X guitar. THAT'S FKING G, YO. (LOL Sam.) I'd be an even happier bugger if that would actually happen.

Well anyway. (lol Jamila) Today was pretty fun actually, despite the fact that I didn't go to the concert. Religion is actually a pretty cool class. We just read and answer personal questions. I'm good at that. LOL (yuss. Something I'm finally good at) Gym was actually fun. Kat and I won Knights, Horses, and Cavalieres. LOL (noonecanpwnus) She fking jynxed me in Octopus though. xD
Math was good. We did that (insert big word here) quiz. Well.. It was a practice, but still. I think I'mma move down to Applied math. I can't do math for shit. xDD
Geo was G. (lol Samx2) Doucet was talking about my dad's workplace.. LOL. Susie and I pwndizzled (somewhat) at that stupid worksheet. Just cause shes just smart, and I know the Canada song to memorize all the provinces. LOL

I'mma go.
Just cause I can.

And I wanna chill and do something else until at least 1 cause of the late opening. (twss)

CHIMOOO.

Who Died And Made You God, And Did It Happen Over Night?

FML of the Blog:

Today, I went on a blind date with a girl I met online. I lied to her that I was single, and she told me she is single too. I immediately knew she was lying when I saw her. Why? Because she is my girlfriend. We broke up. FML

(lol so fail^^)

Semester 2 started today.
It was alright I guess. I couldn't sleep last night which was odd. I guess I spent too much time talking to Lauren who was just getting home from school as I was about to get buttfucked if I were to get caught. xD

Today started off by us hitting homeroom and getting our new scheduals. (lol last time I have to see Valente's face) and first period was pretty good actually. The teacher seemed really nice, and I haven't heard bitch talk about her, and she's young and seems cool so s'all good I guess. I also made 2 new friends in that class and one of them is in 3 of my classes and the other is in gym with me and Kat. Speaking of gym, it sucked ass. Neglia or however you spell her name is really lame, strict, and uncool. I could tell by everybodies faces that they were like "fmlfmlfmlfml." She already gave us an assignment on the first day of school. At least it's just de-fucking our binders. Should be fun, no?
Lunch was okay. I'm gonna miss it just being us four (cause Vanna's only there on occasion) ..I know this is a blog and is read publicly, but I'm not okay with a person or two who sit there. It just downs the vibe, yeh know? I'll have to adapt to it -- should get better. Sooo ANYWAYY, (lol Sam, You just got Jamila'ed while you were reading this) I had math after lunch and Ms. Montano is actually pretty cool. (shes just a bit strict..) It's okay I guess; as long as she's somewhat chill. I just gotta start actually doing homework. (aha) Geo (fourth period) is gonna prolly be the best period of the day, once again. Just cause it's 4th period x Pants + Nips = sexyfunbananashortsparty.

I'mma go. Got a dinner to catch. *waka waka* Got stoopid math homework to start. (ewewewewewewewew)

CHIMOO.